Hello. I am an aspiring game developer from Sweden. I will use this page to criticise and share my own Lame Games.
I will also post images and texts etc. that I find interesting or created myself. If I post a piece of work not made by me I'll do my best to find a source, which isn't always an easy task, so please bear with me. Anyways, I hope you'll find my blog enjoyable, and don't be afraid to message me if you have a question or a suggestion for a really lame game I can criticise.
Metrocide is a forthcoming top-down stealth shooter developed by Sydney studio Flat Earth Games. The team, made up of brothers Leigh and Rohan Harris, is best known for the whimsical survival game Towncraft. Metrocide is entirely different: lush greens have been replaced with cyberpunk chromes, while instead of chopping down trees you’ll be murdering in cold blood.
Finding herself in dire need of hemorrhoid cream, Elaine goes to the drugstore. Feeling embarrassed at the counter, though, she starts making loud excuses to the clerk. “Oh, this?” she shouts, looking toward the other customers in line. “This is just for my dark circles! The dark circles under my…
rafaeru-sorels said: I finished Indigo Prophecy a week ago and I have to say it is a strong contender for the worst game I have ever played. David Cage working his magic.
I bought it on GoG during a sale for a dollar, haven’t played it yet, gonna finish Omikron first. I have heard both good and bad from friends of mine, but going by his track record I am of course extremely sceptic.
I’m gonna need one hundred billion dollars for my “Lamescon”. There will be two panels. One panel is called “gamedev boot camp”, it’s me talking for 5 hours about how shit your tastes in games are, and how you should act as a potential game developer. The other is my friend doing a skeleton cosplay and also inviting other skeleton cosplayers. His fav skeleton costume is to burn his skin and tissue off.
Also prizes for people who don’t shoot themselves and mess up the venue. It will be held in an abandoned air hangar in the Stockholm municipality. Prizes consists of a handy book I will print with guidelines on how to act as a developer.